mickey

slur against asians

"Ling Ling your such a mickey"

by dora is a bit pora July 14, 2021

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

Mickey Mouse Runaround

Someone kissing and making out with you from behind, but the front persons arms are up and shaped into ears.

He gave her the ol, Mickey Mouse runaround.

by anonymous June 2, 2025

Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024

leon mickey davis

The act of a man whispering sweet nothings into your ear 2-3 a day.

I can stop thinking about the way he sounded when he leon mickey davis me when he was away for work.

by Princess Peggy September 20, 2020

Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.

A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.

by ArrBaby February 21, 2025

Mickey

A way to say "best roommate ever" with only one word.

Hey Mickey! Thankyou for everything.

by whatevenisapseidonym February 4, 2024