Kyle Matthews

The hugest flaker ever! He literally has his own ceral box!

Wow you’re not on when you said! You’re being such a big Kyle matthews

by Pjs4twenty July 17, 2018

Kai Matthews

A degenerate teenager cunt who only thinks about himself and is a huge fucking cunt who would never help anyone on any accord now matter how easy the task is.

Teacher: Tom can you help me move this paper across the room
Tom: No, I'm fine, tell someone else to do it
Others: Wow Tom is such a Kai Matthews.

by swh7777 October 2, 2018

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

rich matthew

A rich bah humbug little shit bastard

Eww there is a rich matthew

by Bl_lxnny December 8, 2019

kerry matthews

The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them

I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love

by Bonn. April 2, 2020

Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni

Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!

by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020

William Matthew Chan

A very charming men. Truly handsome and simpable. Despite him having friends that I would say 'off' but since I used to know him, I feel like deep inside he forced himself to fit in and will never go against anything except when its a humourable topic or something that people can easily brush off. I wish him nothing but a happy life. I really hope you find someone that will love you like you're a some kind prince.

William Matthew Chan is cool!
William Matthew Chan is awesome!

by philosophycology November 24, 2021