Mutual masturbation

When a man and a women rub eachothers genital areas.

I rubbed my gf's pussy while she rubbed my dick while we made-out.Mutual masturbation

by Sexycuban148 February 18, 2007

Intellectual Masturbation

an activity or sport where the primary result is the actor feeling intellectually superior or abnormally arrogant for absolutely no reason. This can be achieved by wearing fancy clothing, using vocabulary that no one else would ever use, or using titles that make absolutely no sense.

Guy 1: Hey dude! How was that class debate?
Guy 2: It was freaking awesome. It was pure intellectual Masturbation.

by alexrider March 9, 2015

Masturbation Film

A film where the director, writer and lead actor is the same person.

Good Night and Good Luck is such a masturbation film. Damn you George Clooney

by JewJitsu123 March 16, 2010

Social Masturbation

when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.

Cassidy and Mac participated in social masturbation last night

by Jejejejeja September 4, 2009

Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

spontaneous masturbation

Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.

Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.

by Vengefulsorrow December 28, 2008

Masturbate (male)

First you have to move your penis up and down. And then pull it a little.

I like to masturbate (male) while watching football

by Nutella is the bomest June 24, 2016