nibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.

My nibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020

aunt-by-marriage

Pibling's wife.

My aunt-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Gay Marriage

The matrimony between two of the same sex. It is the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.

by Clutterofmass December 5, 2023

straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.

-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?

by OrbThesela January 8, 2009

orange marriage

A marriage of two best friends with two separate best friends

My bestie and I are in an orange marriage, when our husband's have a boys night, we have a girls night!

by ElizaValentine March 3, 2025

Marriage

Yes. It is. It fails half the time. Your solution TO THE PROBLEM is that I have have to pick on and stick to it while the women fuck all the fat-cocks.

Hym "But you're partially right. It isn't JUST marriage. It's your entire system of values. Actually, it's ANY system of values derived from the solipsistic paternalism that permeates your system of values. You tell your daughter to only fuck the fat cocks. And not she only wants to marry the fat cocks. They don't ever have to settle for your daughter because she will never be better than multiple women. Which creates people like me. And then YOU compel people like me because YOU KNOW... That if your son has a fat cock you aren't going to compel him not to fuck all of the women. It's a Psychopass. It is exactly what I said it would be initially. So no marriage."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2025