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Mandanga

Like 'dude' or 'mate'
Come check this out mandanga. or. fancy a pint mandanga.
by mordzy November 28, 2003
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mandatory sex party

this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.

variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
dave: did you go to the party last night?

dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?

dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
by willhard9723 May 19, 2013
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madan

someone who wants to be just like me and has been stalking me for the past 342432 years...a.k.a MULAN
"my name is madan and i'm a dork whaaa"
by roomza January 3, 2005
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Madam's Apple

When a man dresses like a woman very well, but there is just something not right... The adam's apple is clearly visible.
Guy 1: "That chick is soo hot, I'm gonna buy her a drink!"

Guy 2: "Dude... that chick has a Madam's Apple.. yeah... that's a guy...."

Guy 1: " Oh! Good save!!!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2: High Five!
by Ms. Cutthroatt January 9, 2010
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Madam's apple

When a male shoves his penis so far down a womans throat that the head causes a small bulge in the front of the womans throat.
Ben: Yah she cant talk cuz i gave her a nice Madam's Apple last night.
Jim: Nice.
by The Flying Filipino November 13, 2005
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Mandaluyong

a.k.a. the "Ghetto Heart of Metro Manila", or sometimes just the "Tiger City", the illest city in the Philippines.

Not much of a "hood", since the rich guys and the squatters ain't bordered from one another. Manda's home to the most notorious crackerz in the whole South East, and also to factions of underground gang bangers.

The attraction in Manda's mostly the string of classy commercial malls that connects SM Supermalls, Robinson's Galleria, Shangri-La Plaza, the Starmall, and the unlikely MRT Mall. There are also a lot of clubs and pubs all around town. The night's the life, as they say.

Mandaluyong's located at the heart of residing busy commercial cities like San Juan, Quezon, Makati, and the capital itself, Manila; so it's pretty much suitable to mobility. On the other hand, though, traffic's WORST than anywhere in the world!

I wouldn't say that it's the best place to chill, but hey, Mandaluyong's totally of the hizzle, fo' real
You thinkin' u in a peace-oriented city, homie? Hell, you ain't know what's goin' down here in Mandaluyong-- Welcome to the Philly's South Central, beezy!
by tego.calderon November 9, 2008
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The Mandalorian

"The Mandalorian" when you sexual partner wraps one leg around your head when you're in a sitting position on a couch of your choosing with their genitals in your face. They punch you in the face but NOT HARD until they finish. Then they "finish you off" like a true bounty Hunter. * Contact Kimi for the 7 other variations\styles
"My girlfriend got shitfaced off a box of wine and was really fucking loud and annoying while I was watching The Mandalorian. She tried to show me her new sex moves that she calls "The Mandalorians". It was awful, and there's 8 of them."
by GrimmRogue November 23, 2019
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