Nair Mail

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 2, 2025

Drea-mail

When you think you sent an email to someone but it turns out you only dreamt that you did.

Did you submit that report like I told you to Larry? Did I only ask you that in a drea-mail?

by Newsfguy1 April 9, 2024

Fehaming his Mail

Action describing someone that touches himself as he cant attract human beings from the opposite gender

He was horny, he ended up fehaming his Mail

by Mohadubinks013 May 3, 2024

MAIL

NO MAIL BOX

NO MORE MAIL BOX

by WESIN June 14, 2022

Maile

She likes to punch her sisters bbbbuuuttttt she has a white dog... so that's nice. she also doesn't go to school very often!

Wow maile punched her sis!

Wow maile missed the whole year of school!

by kile meany 509 March 1, 2022

void mail

When a person, or a dog, or any creature is spaced out and looks vacant, they are checking their void mail.

Oh shit. Look at ChiChi. Where is her mind? oh, shes checking the void mail.

Is that person looking at me? Oh, no. They're checking their void mail.

by e.skoland March 3, 2022