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magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."
Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.
by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016
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Magic Milky

mag⋅ic milk⋅y  maj-ik mil-kee

–adjective, magic milk, magic leche.

1. of or like milk, esp. in appearance or consistency, yet with magical qualities.

2. white or whitish in color. But magic can turn it into any color.

3. used to make children feel better, when in pain, or as a distraction. Can also be used as nutrient.

4. the motherly art of producing a desired effect or result through the use of lactic incantation or various other techniques that presumably assure human-motherly control. Pretty much, it will keep your kid from crying. :)
-idiom

children feel better with magic milky, to lament what cannot be changed or corrected, can in fact be corrected with Magic Milky.

-example: Ava's angst was diverted with the use of Magic Milky, after receiving her painful immunization shots.
by Joseph V. January 6, 2010
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Cowboy Magic

Gay sex. Preferably in the back of a pickup truck or any other masculine location.
"There's nothing I love more than some cowboy magic with my pals"
by Ghabm August 10, 2019
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magic smear

When somebody smears MDMA across both lips without your knowledge or say so.
Dave totally gave me the magic smear when I was out for the count with my eyes rolled back in my skull.
by sharkdogg March 21, 2015
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Noisy Magic

Noisy Magic,is a word for sex, to keep it on the down low so that you don't raise unwanted attention from people.
You: Yo dude,me and Jordan just had noisy magic the other night!
Friend: Dude that's fucking awesome!
by TyDy_M March 3, 2019
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The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office
I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.
by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010
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Magic Barry

When you do a poo and you go to wipe and the tissue is clean.
I just did a magic Barry. Did not need any tissue.
by Poo guroo August 29, 2020
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