Max

A person who has never been heard to ask

Person: “bro did you know—“
Max: “I didn’t ask”

by Bamnoodled January 14, 2020

Max

This guy will dry hump the sofa even though his girlfriend has consented to sex

Don’t be such a Max!

by B1G P1N3S January 29, 2020

max

a tomgirl who likes tomboys and think's that lead is so heavy that 3 people could not even hold a spoon full a max is can also not tell the difference between a rihno and elephant max his height is around 4 feet most people say he is not good enough to go to tournaments and max has erectile dysfunction

max has outism and is not as funny as pakal

by dummy thicc yeti pics February 1, 2020

Max

A huge Christian who dedicates his whole life to the lord but is a middle child who gets no love or attention and is usually forgotten by his family

You see max over there

by Ggh8max999888 February 29, 2020

MAX

Max is a funny kind person that you should keep forever.he has a big heart for everyone.This guy loves Alliyah and will always have her heart.on her 13th birthday he will ask her out.

Guy:yo why you so happy
Max:I met this girl called Aaliyah

Guy:lucky you
Max: I know

by Liverpool_funny March 5, 2020

Max

Only rejects girls named aleisa, very cute, tall

Friend: “Bro is that max?” Me: “omg hopefully there aren’t any aleisas near”

by Owen Kastonis March 14, 2020

Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.

Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.

by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020