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squad stays lit 

When the group of acquaintances with which you belong remains "lit" or "turnt", usually meaning engaging in the recreational use of marijuana.
Guy 1: I'm 'bout to smoke this joint.
Guy 2: Ayy, squad stays lit!
squad stays lit by phimatt February 24, 2017
A class offered to freshmen and sophomores at a select few school districts. Its a dumbass course where you learn everything about art history and literature from every time period imaginabe so that it's actually painful to look at Greek, Roman, or Renaissance art.
Guy 1: ugh there's that stupid cult lit test today and i didn't study!

Guy 2: don't worry I came up with a song for memorizing the parts of a column from bottom to top-- Stylobate, base, shaft, capital, metope, triglyph, frieze, cornicce, pediment!

Guy 1: wtf?!?!?!?!

teacher: excellent song, but you still fail epically
Cult Lit by bellevue94 March 16, 2009

splickity lit 

downing alcoholic beverages in rapid succession causing drunkeness in a short amount of time
After downing four shots of tequila in 10 minutes I was well on my way to getting splickity lit.

Brahman lit 

Once the proper amount of cannabis, alcohol, and introspection has combined, one may attain a state of consciousness called "Brahman lit". When one is Brahman lit the transcendental nature of reality is touched and one may be overcome with love, truth, or other sensory or psychological pleasure.
Bro Friday night I got Brahman lit and now my whole life is different.
Brahman lit by Gaia das June 7, 2017

Dumb lit 

when with an absolute squad, one, or the group as a whole, is considered to be “dumb lit” under any of the following conditions:
1. When you are so sauced dumb lit cannot be pronounced coherently
2. A state in which you feel comfortable with even your shittiest dance moves
3. The state you are in when you consume so much blue UV vodka that there are no words to describe you besides dumb lit

4. The state of mind in which you would consider getting with a relatively ugly girl/guy but your bois/ladies convince you otherwise (*when “stupid lit,” one does it anyways*)
5. When you may be sober, but do something you’d otherwise only do intoxicated, but you’re high on life so you do it anyway
6. When ur so sauced someone says what are the odds and you say 1 out of 2

7. The alcohol equivalent of unbuttoning your pants after a heavy but delicious thanksgiving dinner

8. When you showed up to the party in a button down tucked in...but leave with it untucked and with just one too many buttons undone
9. Alcohol intoxication so potent that you wake up the next morning having ordered bright green crocs on amazon prime and a military grade laser
10. When you are so wasted that the use of this word makes sense

*can apply to people AND places

side note: the moment a “dumb lit” victim yaks, he/she immediately becomes “stupid lit”
Brad: “lets get dumbbbb lit tn”
Chad: “brad, you just used the word dumb lit and are therefore already dumb lit... smh
Dumb lit by BudKnight123 July 6, 2018

it's lit 

an adjective describing something hyped up by the people around

literally the most overused saying by Travis Scott on his albums
Ex.1

Person 1. Woah dude that was so cool
Person 2. Yeah dude its lit

Ex. 2
"Yuh Straight Up!!
(Higher pitched) It's lit!!!"
-Travis Scott
it's lit by SaladSpinner September 28, 2018