hong kong hair cut

An old Navy term refering to a blow job.

Sarge nearly missed the jump because he was getting a hong kong hair cut.

by Anson July 15, 2006

It is on like donkey kong

This is not a saying. End of.

It is on like donkey kong is not a saying.

by It is on like donkey kong. September 24, 2011

Donkey Kong Song Girl

(N.) An indivual who has come up with some rather, alarming and unusual Definitions to UrbanDictionary.com. Some kind of Jinx Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh nut job who has been said to have a bottle up her rectum. Called a "Yu-Gi-Fag."

Can I get fries with my Donkey Kong Song Meal? Oh, and also a Blue Eyes White Dragon DKS Toy. Yay! Now I can be like Yugi Pidgeotto, too. I summon the power of my Millenium Donkey Kong Song to help defeat Maximillion Unicorn!

by G-Union June 24, 2003

Donkey Kong

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag

1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Rodney Kinged

The act of beating the living shit out of some fucking idiot who desperately deserves it.

I Rodney Kinged that fucking asshole at the bar last night for being an obnoxious drunk.

by Maxwell July 16, 2004

Kong shit

A bowel movement of near biblical proportions.
Usually displaces all water in victimized bowl.
A galaxy beyond any standard 2 or 3 flusher.

Man, I scarfed a couple of those jumbo dogs and a couple of beers at the track.
Later we split a vegetable pizza and some more beers.
That combination produced a classic Kong shit!
When I looked in the bowl,fuck, no water... just shit!

by Boleskinehouse August 20, 2009

Kiddy Kong

Kiddy Kong is a member of the Kong Family (see Donkey Kong), and first introduced in Donkey Kong Country 3. His strange design (feet! Inconsistent size!) alienated many fans and led to the death of the "Country"-Series for 14 years. Luckily, it was the last appearance of Kiddy Kong, aside for an insignificant cameo as part of a spirit in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.

Gus: Man, remember when Funky threw Kiddy Kong away at the start of DKC3?
Fred: He had the right instincts.

by BoosOnSecond April 30, 2020