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by eric the red September 29, 2003
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by KELSY January 8, 2004
Get the Balloon Knot mug.The scenario in which one's crack hair becomes one great big sweaty knot, usually provoked by a long day of walking in the heat. The knot will increase in size by every step taken and will be further glued in position by the person's perspiration.
Attempts of ripping or untangling the knot will lead to a long lasting stinging sensation, resulting in a bruised and puckered ass crack.
Prolonged negligence of ass-knots can lead to a seriously painful crack and recent evidence have shown that soldiers worlwide prefer to wax or shave their ass crack and genitals as counter measure to prevent further
ass-knots while on patrol.
Attempts of ripping or untangling the knot will lead to a long lasting stinging sensation, resulting in a bruised and puckered ass crack.
Prolonged negligence of ass-knots can lead to a seriously painful crack and recent evidence have shown that soldiers worlwide prefer to wax or shave their ass crack and genitals as counter measure to prevent further
ass-knots while on patrol.
"Dude, I've got a serious case of the ass-knots."
One soldier to another:
"I just tried to rip away my ass-knots and now my crack is bleeding."
Tourist guide to sightseeing group:
"All right everyone we're gonna go sightseeing in Rome, so prepare for ass-knots!"
"Man, I can't even take a dump with all these accumulated ass-knots in the way..."
One soldier to another:
"I just tried to rip away my ass-knots and now my crack is bleeding."
Tourist guide to sightseeing group:
"All right everyone we're gonna go sightseeing in Rome, so prepare for ass-knots!"
"Man, I can't even take a dump with all these accumulated ass-knots in the way..."
by Mr.Weegels December 31, 2007
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by omar-little February 18, 2015
Get the kotton mug.Shitty as fuck "rap" group made up of a few suburban white bros. Can often be heard playingly loudly from ridiculously lifted bro trucks covered with metal mullisha or skin industries stickers.
Lets go bro out and get faded while listening to kottonmouth kings brooo.
Lets go off road in our bro truck and listen to some KMK.
Lets go off road in our bro truck and listen to some KMK.
by niggaaa September 28, 2006
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