Puppies and Kittens

"Zombies" all over the place or next to us.
It can also mean other things as
Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.
when a dude cums on a girl's face
by AMZPatrickALH January 22, 2017
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brown kitten-stamp

Also known as a "brown cat-stamp," this phrase refers to when a friend (or enemy) presses a cat's butt-hole on another person's clothes or skin.
Alan was disgusted when Mr. Niersen scooped up his kitten, and pressed her exposed kitten-anus against Alan's skin, leaving a cat-butt smell behind. Mr. Niersen had given Alan a brown kitten-stamp.
by al and sean September 09, 2010
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Draw me a kitten

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.
"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"
by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire November 15, 2007
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Cougar Kitten Combo

Typically, this involves having sex with a hot mother and daughter at the same time but can also include sex with unrelated women, one of which is over the age of 35 and the other who is under 25, at the same time.
I was at a bachelorette party where i had sex with the bride to be and her mom. It was the hottest cougar kitten combo I've ever had.
by Jared Martin January 03, 2010
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Exhausted Kitten Complex

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.
"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."
by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014
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pale sex kitten

a ghostly white girl who craves sex in kinky ways
Kelly is a pale sex kitten because she purrs like a cat while engaging in sexual behaviors
by kelllllllllll November 13, 2007
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