Phoenix Jones 

Noun- A fictional story with excessive delusional angles that it causes confusion and is sometimes mistaken for nonfiction.

Okay, start from the beginning again. This whole story sounds like a Phoenix Jones.

Phoenix Jones by MaidenMayhem August 4, 2011

Jonestown 

n. phenomenon that occurs in the wake of a house party, when large numbers of party-goers may pass out where ever they can find room. This scene brings to mind the news footage of the 1978 Jonestown mass suicide in Guyana in which 909 followers of Jim Jones were coerced into drinking cyanide laced beverages (see also kool-aid party). The chilling images captured after the cult suicide depicted piles of oddly serene bodies scattered throughout a compound, like the drunken, passed-out party-goers.

"Dude your rager was phenomenal, looked like Jonestown in your parent's living room this morning."

Jonestown by jp rabbit March 8, 2010

Nathan Jones 

The worst WWE Smackdown! wrestler ever.

One of 2003's biggest blunders, alongside Gigli and the N-Gage.

"That guy sucks!"

"You mean Nathan Jones?"

Nathan Jones by Snebulizer/Nih +grr December 16, 2003

Chipper Jones 

The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.

Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.

Chipper Jones by MLB fan June 12, 2009

Jones 

verb: when one searches the bowl and uncovers some hidden nugs once the bowl was said to be "kicked" or "cashed" or just full of ash and keeps the bowl alive.

Person 1: Yo man I think that bowl is kicked bro.
Person 2: Aight man lemme try to Jones around a lil bit, see what I can do.
*Person 2 sparks up a new nug*

Jones by Big Victah January 6, 2009

mike jones 

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones

mike jones by ian the d May 16, 2004

danko jones

A dude that eats prime pussy. Prime not as in the quality of the meal, but rather the quality of the eating. Or any guy with a big tongue, as well.

Origins lie in the disshelved-looking lead singer of the band Danko Jones, and his huge neanderthal tongue.

"Jess says he's a Danko, eh?"
"He pulled a Danko Jones on me the other night. I came 3 times!"

danko jones by El_Gordo August 25, 2004