Jewish shotgun

When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.

A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.

by Minecraftplayer4000 August 6, 2021

jewish

the wrong religion
loves money
normally hated

oh my fucking god he's so jewish, he took my wallet to buy pokemon cards

by on god frfr March 27, 2023

Jewish Chicken

A person who chickens find attractive

¨Wow! She is such a Jewish Chicken!¨

by Poothy Popper 3000 January 26, 2022

Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.

*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart

I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023

jewish blowjob

When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.

Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."

Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"

by KiidBro July 1, 2025

Jewish

God's chosen people/ The religion (and ethnicity) of Jesus Christ/ the race with a subset of the highest IQs in the world.

"They were all Jewish, a.k.a. God's chosen people."

by David of Michelangelo May 10, 2022