hot Jared

When you Saran Wrap your ball sack to your neighbor’s nostrils then hop on your riding lawn mower and drive into town.

I had to hot Jared my coworker because he didn’t do his TCP reports.

by Frumpee September 3, 2022

The Jared

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

by someone you know March 15, 2005

Jared

A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.

Jared Landis

by jaredlandis123 January 28, 2013

Jaled

A gay homo cheater with xtra high netchode.

"g0t Jaled?"

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Jared Dela Cruz

To be the stupidest, dumbest, and the most desperate piece of shit

"Bro you're actin like a Jared Dela Cruz

by JaredisGayAf January 4, 2017

Jared

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'

by HeckityHeck May 8, 2018

Javed

Javed is the name of a famous womanizer in Jamaica

"Oh my God, let Javed destroy my walls"

by Abu LeLe June 4, 2019