by VincentPhuket August 27, 2009
Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.
by _allismine_ May 08, 2006
1. Person "You're taking a break from bowling"
Cameron Garbutt "I just don't care", (Flings arm over shoulder)
Person: Your house has been burnt down
Garbutt: Does it look like I care? Cus I just don't care. (Flings arm over shoulder)
Cameron Garbutt "I just don't care", (Flings arm over shoulder)
Person: Your house has been burnt down
Garbutt: Does it look like I care? Cus I just don't care. (Flings arm over shoulder)
by I wish I was Cameron Garbutt November 07, 2011
Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.
by octnee January 06, 2021
by D-Chill June 08, 2006
Choosing the easiest and most satisfying way to resolve a situation even if it isn't necessarily the best way. Refers to the instructions found on a bag of instant light charcoal.
Person 1: I dunno...should I nail my best friend's mom?
Person 2: Just light the bag, man. Just light the bag.
Person 2: Just light the bag, man. Just light the bag.
by HddnPlace November 21, 2007
A phrase used to subvert the true cause.
Used when no good excuse is readily available.
Also used to hide ailments such as Hangovers, Head aches, Distrust, Guilt...ect.
May also be used as a literal statement yet rarely ever is.
Used when no good excuse is readily available.
Also used to hide ailments such as Hangovers, Head aches, Distrust, Guilt...ect.
May also be used as a literal statement yet rarely ever is.
by DakotaMaybe June 13, 2013