illinoise

The best album ever...... however when you hear the magical melodies of chicago and come on feel the illinoise, youll get a boner, even if you are a girl

"i show Illinoise to my girlfriend and she got a boner"
"damn"

by Francesco Enchiladas June 26, 2016

Illioctopy

An accidental exposure of ones fingers to a partially wiped anus due to inadequate toilette paper use.

Fuck, I am already running late and I just gave myself an illioctopy in the restroom!

by SgtBuzzkilla August 2, 2016

illimit

A term used for sucking dick for so long it makes u sick. Hints the word Ill and the word limit. It means sucking dick for no foreseen limit. Suck it til u get sick. Illimit

Your mother took me to Illimit now my balls hurt...

by MisterWordSmith December 20, 2016

illingual

Pretty much the same as illiterate but in direct speech.
Someone who does fine with writing and reading but can't be bothered or simply cannot interact in speech.

Someone who can' express something verbaly but only in written form.
Someone who is usually fine in text but can' talk about it out loud.

"Sorry that I can't express myself well, I am illingual"

by LiVeR96 December 21, 2016

illitch

Illiterate.

Girl 01: I don't know how to write iletterate, I'm so illitch!
Girl 02: guuurl...get ur shit together.

by IAK1995 April 8, 2017

illir

One who cups another mans Balls

While at a gay bar guys are known to Illir one another

by Albani May 25, 2017

illinois screwdriver

Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth

My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver

by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017