Spring Valley Illinois

A small town in the middle of cornfields, the biggest excitment on a friday night is the high school football game. Where you give derections based on the one and only stop light in town. Know for more bars than churchs.

There is never anything going on in Spring Valley Illinois, well except for the football game.

by the one and only panda February 9, 2010

i’ll let you know

When someone is never gonna tell you shit! Answer is typically a no!

A way to avoid an answer!

Coworker: You coming to the party tomorrow?

Me: I’ll let you know!

by I know how to speak November 5, 2017

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

I'll get my coat

A line used by someone to make a quick getaway from a stale and awkward moment caused by this particular person. It is a voluntary assertion, to express the person's desire to leave the current location in which they may have just touched on a derogatory subject and it hasn't gone down well.

Miles: Hey David, nice of you to join me and my sophisticated upper class friends at this somewhat formal gathering here; what've you been doing this week then?

David: Well y'know... the usual; rapin' some peeps -

- I'll get my coat.

by ActiasLuna February 24, 2009

ILLOUGENT

The illusion of being highly intelligent, often displayed in a classroom environment by continuing to speak out on a subject in which one has no actual knowledge.

Due to being so Illougent, Tyrone continued talking to the professor about advanced psychology as though an 18 year old might know anything on the subject other then from watching the Doctor Phil show on TV. His Illougence was preventing the class lessons from proceeding.

by Commander Meatpuppet January 31, 2009

illriginal

Something Completely Original.
Often spelled with capital L's to convey ILL
iLLriginal.

Person: Jaded is so iLLriginal

by jadedwest July 13, 2009

Illiterature

Bad writing.

1. I hear your novel has sold 150,000 copies. I didn't read it, but I bet it's a great example of contemporary illiterature.

2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.

3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.

illiterate sass writer's crap literary masturbation

by MaxFolger June 11, 2010