Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018

Pew Hog

A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.

Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.

by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018

Food Hog

A food hog is a person who hogs and constantly eats food

She is a food hog because she always eats

by -Urban Dictionary- July 24, 2018

Dorn Hog

A sexual act of inserting a corn dog into the anus of a partner who dons pig mask whilst squealing like a hog.

Our sex life was beginning to become mundane until we did the dorn hog.

by scoog szn January 18, 2019

Loot hog

A bad friend who would rather have a scar then help his team!

Man B goes for every supply drop he’s such a loot hog

by B1g d1ck April 13, 2018

hog slap

When you make a large grunt, like a hog and which you slap the shit out of your significant other.

Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!

by iughlokj April 15, 2018

Karma hog

someone who Post a Post on Reddit that keeps getting Reddit karma. expecially if the post makes no sense.

u/Drumdevil86 is such a karma hog.

by JEAFCommander March 31, 2019