That Hard Scarf

That Rear Naked Choke Baby Boy. Coined by the one and only Theo Von
Uh oh, he's got his back getting those hooks in, won't be long till he's got him in that hard scarf baby boy and its a wrap.
by Marco MF David August 13, 2022
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Heavy Hard

A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.
Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."
by DoctorZer0 July 01, 2012
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Kali harding

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by Matthew the boss December 02, 2019
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Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.
Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.
by A Dibb March 28, 2019
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Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.
The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.
by Dexterous Styles February 11, 2010
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Hard Shelling

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone
by cvcoleman September 13, 2010
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Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.
Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!
by Raw dawg August 28, 2018
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