happiness consultant

A prostitute, whore, street walker, hooker, Ho.

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.

by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013

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Happy Tieg

Once Tieg has stock piled all his food and has gotten at least 12 hours of sleep he becomes Happy Tieg.

Dang, Tieg you seem to be a Happy Tieg today.

by Vanderslar May 14, 2020

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Happy Barfday

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere

John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!

by memes are dead October 3, 2016

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Beyond happy, happier than any one person has a right to be, so happy it makes others want to be sick or violent, stupid happy.
When you are so happy you need multiple synonyms of the word happy just to stress how stupid happy you are.

Karen can't stand how ridiculously happy Jared is with his new Girlfriend, it makes Karen want to punch her in her stupid face.
They are so happy it's ridiculous; ridiculously happy.

by the1aura March 11, 2016

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happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

by Xtina666 November 26, 2015

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