jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team

Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!

by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023

ass-grabber

A man who thinks he is an alpha male, always trying to assert his dominance by forcefully touching women in inappropriate areas. He believes that by treating women like objects and sex toys, he can somehow prove his worth as a man. These men often have a distorted view of gender roles and power dynamics, seeing themselves as entitled to control and possess women however they please.

The ass-grabber who called me a simp ended up being arrested for sexual battery against a woman.

by Type2GenomeManiac December 31, 2023

corn grabber

When you shit your bed in your sleep and eat the corn out of it when you wake up

You definitely know Darcy is a corn grabber

by ZappyTak January 17, 2024

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

Tulsi Gabbard

Peterson-sphere shill. No longer trustworthy.

Hym "Tulsi Gabbard has gone over to the... I want to call it 'Dark side' but I want to be the 'Dark side'... And calling them the Light side will AFFIRM THE DELUSION THAT THEY ARE 'GOOD'... Oh! Incest! 'The incest side' because what determines whether or not you're good is an incest cult. She's gone over to the incest side... Not to be trusted. Literally anyone that Jordan Peterson is actually willing to talk to with lie and deny reality so they can prevent the people they want to control from getting what they want."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis

A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often considered one of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE

Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”

David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…

Almost burnt my nostrils.”

Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”

by xxracth54xx January 24, 2025

ip grabber

1. website that can source your IP address just by going to it
2. an exclamation to say whenever your friend posts a link

1.
incredibly trustworthy individual: click this link for free V-Bucks! gww.totallynotanIPgrabber.xom
Joe Schmoe: hell yeah i want v bucks
Swag Guy: joe are you fucking stupid thats an ip grabber

2.
Joe Schmoe: yo can you send me the link so i can set up that system
Nonswag Guy: yeah sure www.website.io
Swag Guy: ip grabber
Hatsune Miku: hi guys its me hatsune miku
everyone else (even the scammer from definition 1) holy shit

by Crackenheim January 16, 2026