Gordon Ramsay 

That crazy overrated millionaire that comes to your restaurant and helps you, oh wait he doesn't help he alienates!!

Gordon Ramsay "What are you?!" he says as he smashes her head with bread slices
employee "an idiot sandwich!"
Gordon Ramsay "huh?!"
employee "an idiot sandwich!!!" (crying)

Gordon Ramsay by asian hawk April 21, 2020

gordon 

When shopping, if you pick something up and then decide that you don't want it anymore while you are still shopping, you toss it in some random location (not where you found it), and you have gordoned your item. People commonly gordon items because returning them to their original locations is just too much effort. Besides, it's someone's job to replace items so people who gordon things are actually helping the economy.

Guy: Do I really need another man purse?
Girl: Not so much.
Guy: Do you think I should gordon it?
Girl: Sure do!
Guy: Done! (as he randomly tosses item in nearest bin)

gordon by Furter January 22, 2008

Gordon 

Some dork who thinks he's cool when he's really not. He's usually fat and hates being called "Gordo"

"Did he trip and fall AGAIN?? Why is he such a Gordon?!?!"

Gordon by cutie-x August 24, 2011

Gordan 

a fat ass who does not know how to controll himself around other women even if he is married

gordan is a hoe and is he pregnat

Gordan by SIOgirl592 April 4, 2017

gordon 

a very confused boy who does not know how to get home and if you talk to him he simply says yes even if the answer is no, or maybe you didn't even ask him a question he is affraid of dogs and cats but his favourite animal has to be a cockroach, yes thats right. he seems to be a kean little swimmer, but only in puddles because anything over 5cm's then he'll drown. he loves putting his wellies on, and jumping in the sink. he really likes aliens, in fact he believes his grandparents are from outer space so thats why he's frightened of them
he does really enjoy his food, thats why he has a podge on his belly and when you give him a hug you seem to disappear

lets go for a gordon,
how are you gordon? "yes"

gordon by Jaja123... October 16, 2008

Gordon-Browned 

To be chastised or harassed by a grumpy scotsman; can be shortened to 'Gordoned'

Ex. 1

Man1: Ah cannae believe it, the boss just gordon-browned for me for being 3 seconds late.

Ex. 2

That whinging Scot has been gordoning me for the last 15 minutes chrissakes.

Gordon-Browned by krrunch October 27, 2009

flash gordons 

oxy moron of very tired ass sneakers. they are so old that the pieces of the shit are coming apart, primarily worn by the UGLIEST people

Flash !! Gordons, flying through the sky, flasy !! Gordons, sneakers in disguise,
then you proceed to laugh insanely

flash gordons by Incediblystylish April 24, 2005