goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.

I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.

goat fuck by moneyblues September 15, 2010

goat lipped 

Visibly upset.
Frown face.
Mad.
Pissed.
peaved.
perturbed.

The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.

I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"

Miss and love you granny boots!

goat lipped by rubtwostix January 2, 2012

Goat kicker 

One who kicks goats.

Danny is a goat kicker.

Goat kicker by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie April 10, 2015

Goat kisser 

A term used to offend someone

BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!

SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!

Goat kisser by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017

goat bait 

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.

Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!

goat bait by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017

Goat Spanker 

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

Goat Spanker by Normmtx April 28, 2021

Goat Throttler 

A very twisted and sick individual who has an extremely deviant and sexual interest in hoofed animals.

That man ain't right. When we went across that field with cows in it I swear he was salivating. That weirdo is a definite Goat Throttler.

Goat Throttler by Za Cosmic Clown February 27, 2022