goat shit

When something is exceptionally great.

Note: I give you all permission to use this fabulous phrase that I have been saying for many years! Enjoy the new word you bumbacluts!

That right there be the goat shit!

Also ref. to as goat shee

by IJ April 21, 2006

smelly goat

basically a huge cocksucker. they also smell like a goats ass. they have no friends and love to annoy people. they are also a huge pile of douche.

john- chris is such a douche. he has no friends.
josh- ya he is such a cocksucking smelly goat.
john- ya that assclown needs to take a shower.

by cdick May 6, 2008

goat sack

noun.
A term used to describe the udders of a goat.

A man whose testicles hang down to his knees.

Because of the goat sack on Bessie, she will give 8 quarts of goat's milk a day.

Shauna said Joe's got so much goat sack, she can't even give him a ball hummer.

by TShel August 10, 2006

Choking the Goat

To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.

Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.

by NaderI May 5, 2011

giddy goat

Someone who has made a small but silly mistake. Often used as the word nincompoop would be if it were directed towards yourself.

“I left the washing outside in the rain, oh I am a giddy goat!”

by Mr.GiddyGoat December 17, 2017

Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.

Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.

by thecumdown September 5, 2012

Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010