Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

WHAT THE GLONK HAVE YOU DONE?
You're a glonking idiot.
YOU NEED TO STOP GLONKING IN YOUR BEDROOM

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025

Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th September 28, 2025

Glonkulous

Glonkulous--

1. when something is very glonk

2. beautiful

"Woah that pile of snot is so glonkulous"

by Meepenbeep November 9, 2025

k-glock

Another word for a chode

He said he was a part of the "two inch gang". When I pulled his pants down he totally had a K-GLOCK

by BigLex November 18, 2013

30 Glock

A Popular Hood In Miami. Also Known As Jasmyne St 82nd or Glock

My Homeboy Is From 30 Glock. It's Real On Jasmyne St

by MiamiLegend110 March 15, 2015

harald glöckler

The man Queen of Hell thinks about when she touches herself at night.

"I want harald glöckler so fucking much" - Queen of Hell.

by The Metal King December 7, 2016

Michael Gloekler

The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.

Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.

by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018