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John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!
Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.
by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022
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bruce glenn

Bruce Glenn (aka country blumpkin) is the greatest NHL series hockey player of all time. Bruce is the creator of the windmill deke, and the most defensive player always on the ice.
Bruce Glenn is a great accountant!!
by Nhl#3 February 5, 2023
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The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.
Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right
by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023
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bogus glenn

a man who is so bogus that he is just disgraceful
usual hangs about the oddfellow arms and is generally lee
e e e e bogus glenn
by Diksuk the big January 4, 2024
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bogus glenn

a man so incredibly bogus he is just nifty e garms snus glenn glenn glenn
did you hear about crust?
he is bogus glenn
by Diksuk the big January 23, 2024
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