J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.

Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.

by Webster138 October 26, 2008

gate crass

A 'civilized' and pre meditated form of gate crash. Having not been invited to an event seeks out invited guests to get in sideways,through invited guest, knowing they are not wanted by host yet knowing it would be too akward for host to ask them to leave

Jane is having a lunch,close friend only. Sue is no longer friendly with Jane, but hates missing out. She finds an invited guest and 'gets a lift' with them or says she will meet them there. Thereby a successful gate crass has artfully been arranged.

by Ednanna December 10, 2013

Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.

I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.

by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015

The Gates of Hell

During anal intercourse in the doggy style position - the male quickly pulls out of the female's anus, then moves towards the vagina. Before entering, the male pulls apart the labia, imitating gates to hell and thrusts inside, all whilst laughing maniacally like the Devil. In the confusion, pleasure, and potential pain, the female will likely turn round and hit the male, most commonly on the erect penis, thus with the pain imitating the fiery chasms of Hell.

Man 1: "Bro I did The Gates of Hell on her last night!"
Man 2: "WTF no way! Did your dick burn afterwards?"
Man 1: "Yeah, after the turned around and slapped the fuck out of it."

by noobmaster64 July 24, 2019

The Gate

“The Gate” is referring to the city of St. Louis

Where is u from?

The Gate

by yungvanizzle July 24, 2019

bumping the gate

A fun pastime that usually involves two or more beings, living or dead. This act usually is progressed by horny teenagers and at times, results in a mini human.

Jane had done it AGAIN, she walked into her bedroom before pausing and listening, and on her bed, her siblings, bumping the gate, again.

by JakeFromStakeFarm April 29, 2019

wipe gate

Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.

P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!

by alupigus993 May 2, 2019