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hey fuck you! 

a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win
Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!
hey fuck you! by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
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EEEYYY FUCK YOU MAAANNN!!! 

A phrase used to express displeasure towards a situation or individual. It is used to express anger. The phrase is usually used by the owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig.
Guy 1: Yo let me text Guy 2 that I'm in his class

Guy 2: You're in my class?! why didn't you tell me that I had class?

Guy 1: Dude its not my responsibility to tell you when you have class

Guy 1: Yo Guy 3 i'm gonna head out

Guy 3: Alright Guy 1.

*Guy 1 gets on his bike*

*Guy 1 rides his bike down the street and sees Guy 2 shuffling to class*

Guy 1: EEYY GUY 1!!!

GUY 2: EEEYYY FUCK YOU MAAANNN!!!

*Guy 1 is shocked at Guy 2's reaction

Guy 2 reflects on the phrase EEEEYYYY FUUUCKKKKK YOU MAAAAAN!!!

I'll fuck you faggot. 

Sometimes a simple FUCK YOU isn't enough. In the most violent fits of verbal rage things like morals, ideals, and at times even sexual preference get thrown aside to make room for the worst insult possible.

A man telling another man that he will fuck him faggot is quite possibly the end all to insults. Just the thought of being fucked up your asshole until you start liking it is enough to make most men tuck their dicks between their legs and abandon the argument or beef.

Can also be used like:

He fucked me faggot, I got fucked faggot, did you hear about the guy Jim fucked? He's faggot now.
Dick: "I had a good time fucking your wife"

Peter: "I'll fuck you faggot."

Dick: "Wow, you're gay? Why are you married then?"

Peter: "I'm not gay motherfucker, and to prove it I'll fuck you on your back so you can see in my face how much I'm not enjoying it."

shut the fuck you 

now-a-days less is more. "shut the fuck you" puts together "shut the fuck up" and "fuck you" in a practical, easy way that you can use anywhere, especially high class joints, and can save you some valuable time.
"blablabla, and blablabla, also blabla blabbedebla. you should do/be this and that and they should blabbeblabla"

"yo, SHUT THE FUCK YOU!, you fuckedhead"
shut the fuck you by FLo_ August 15, 2007

ok fuck you 

When somebody informs you about something bad, so you use fuck instead of thank.
Gas station worker: "I'm very sorry sir, but I refueld your car with wrong fuel."
Car owner: "Ok fuck you."
ok fuck you by 151bar151 June 8, 2016

Abraca-fuck-you 

A phrase said by the wizard Taako during The Adventure Zone: Balance story.
Person 1: I stand up to my full,wizard- wizarding height.
Person 2: Which is two-foot higher with the hat.
Person 1: Yup. Excellent. And then I shout, Abraca-fuck-you!

hey nigga fuck you

When your homie backstabs you
"Ha, you're trash at rocket league"

"hey nigga fuck you"
hey nigga fuck you by ddeez nuyts November 15, 2017