Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!

by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015

The fap-bastard

"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.

Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard

by Johnny coxvile August 20, 2017

fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

Pity Fap

When you fap to the thought of someone purely because you feel bad for them.

Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"

Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"

by KuwagaRaiger January 24, 2022

Ghost Fapping

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.

Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...

by Roblox player 277 6 June 16, 2020

Fap battle

A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind

Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world

by French intesifies August 22, 2018

Difficult Fap

A rank given to porn (Hentai, Doujin, etc) that is hard to get off to due to the content it contains

"What is my opinion on Euphoria? A difficult fap!" - Projekt Melody

"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"

by Nekosuki72 November 9, 2021