Internet Fag

Teenage and twenty-something nerds who wallow in their own stupidity and enjoy raping the English language. They come all come complete with a terrible backwards sense of humor involving any "funny" picture with a caption that uses language evolving from LeetSpeak (I think...). The majority of them spend their days playing World of Warcraft, watching and making Youtube Poop videos, surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4Chan, and posting on message boards with misspelled words and annoying use of CaPs and useless nonsensical punctuation!!111one!!eleven! In short, it is a Circle Jerk of socially retarded morons who don't have a shred of individuality and so all act in the same manor to be accepted by their own kind.

Tim: What the fuck are you looking at?

Justin: Cat pictures with HILARIOUS captions! Look! Can I haz moar cheezburger! LULZ (actually spoken aloud...)

Tim: I want to strangle you.... Internet Fag....

by Zer0 Qool May 25, 2009

Six Fags

Where a bunch of gay guys meet in a Six Flags bathroom and all have oral sex at the same time. messy, messy, messy!!!

Six Fags. more Fags, more fun!!!

by misterreality27 May 31, 2010

Straight fag

n. A heterosexual.

On 4chan, EVERYONE is a faggot (regardless of sexuality), and a need came up to differentiate between types of faggotry. A homosexual would be a gay fag, and a fan of Japanese cartoons would be an anime fag.

I wanted him to do me up the butt, but it turns out he was a straight fag.

by Goat Slywinkle June 7, 2011

Fag-scab

(noun) A dried piece of shit left on a dick after anal sex.

As Tyrone was scratching his itchy balls, a fag-scab fell to the floor.

by Thugzillaa April 8, 2009

Fag-gag

To choke on a man's dick that has been shoved down your throat.

John fag-gagged on Jim's large penis.

by Native American Guy September 19, 2010

cairns fag

a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.

innisfail: yo cairns fag, come over here for a second!
cairns: can i suck your dick?

by peoplethesedays95-11 November 13, 2011

American Fag

American Fag is the red, white, and blue speedo wearing homosexual at the beach on the fourth of July.

Look at that patriotic homosexual over there; he sure is an American Fag in his Betsy Ross speedo.

by DMack2018 March 16, 2018