Gerard-ed

1) To be like Gerard Way.

2) To be so amazing it actually hurts.

1) Person 1: "I Gerard-ed Queen today."

Person 2: "Um... Good for you."

2) Person 1: "Gerard, Gerard-ed it today!"

Person 2: "How exactly did you get this number?"

by xocreepymccreepy May 18, 2009

Ed Witten

Theoretical Physicist at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton. In 2004, Time magazine wrote that Witten was "generally considered the greatest theoretical physicist in the world."

Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.

He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.

Dang it! Even Ed Witten couldn't figure out how to use this remote control.

"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"

by Iknownothingabouteverything May 14, 2012

Femiano-ed

The act of freaking out on a corporate employee.

"I went to Verizon Wireless the other day and they wouldn't fix my phone. I "femiano-ed" them and screamed at the manager until he gave me an upgrade."

"I went to Best Buy to have Geek Squad fix my computer and it came back in worst condition. I "femiano-ed" the manager into extending the warranty."

by sizzzlah February 11, 2010

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll

When you're really smart and want to flaunt it

Person 1: Yo whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll did this, I would like to meet them
Person 2:...What the fuck did you say

by p0rtalGeek March 7, 2017

Ed millerband

The man that should be prime minister and not stupid David Cameron he should never been primo minister he can't be he's dumb mean stupid I can't believe he's been prime minister for five years and ed millibars is the best he rules he should be prime minister and he is hood because he's nice and autism like and he has the best rules down weigh David Cameron labour wind vote labour there the best elm milkmaid ed milliband yeahhhhhhh fuck you David Cameron

Ed millerband ooooooooo yeah go you rule you rock yeah

by ADHD kid2003 May 5, 2015

Special Ed

Where disabled students are treated like 4 year olds, usually turning them into complete idiots who can't do shit.

Dude 1: I was in special ed in high school for being just a little retarded.
Dude 2: So that's why you say stupid shit all the time.

by Crapfeces October 8, 2022

50-ED

50% erectile dysfunction is a medical condition where a penis can only become partially erect and remains so for an extended period of time. Various symptoms can include your girl leaving you, being attracted to men, liking fem boys, liking trans men, getting hard in the gym, watching gay porn, sticking your finger up your but and blowing on your thumb and your penis not getting bigger, the most severe symptom includes being tucked in at night by your father.

*sends dick pick with the text "I got 50-ED syndrome"
*her "damn imagine how big it would be if you didn't"
*her sends dick pick to show off "I don't have 50-ED"
*him "holy sh*t that's gargantuan"

by Rad Chad09 April 7, 2023