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Rubber-Dubber Douchebag

Someone who is an excessive asshole while driving.

Including but not limited to: road rage, cutting people off, swerving, not paying attention, etc.
Guy 1: Sorry I’m late, some jerk cut someone off and got in a wreck.

Guy 2: Sounds like a real rubber-dubber douchebag.
by LatentYeet July 18, 2020
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Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot

Hey you see that fucking retard on his chopper sucking dicks? Yeah that’s the Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot
by NotAqueernamedBrad December 8, 2021
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When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.
Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.
by An SUV December 29, 2021
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Douchebox

A box and or carton of Douches
In aisle 3, you can find a Douchebox.
by A.T. Andy June 1, 2005
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douchebag

a person who lives rent free with his mother. He is delusional - thinks he actually owns the house and that he's the boss of everyone living in the household. Last but not least, he thinks he's the best person in the world for graduating in four years. woop - di - doo
Oh my gosh, my friend's brother Colin Andres Lee is such a douchebag. That guy is so bad, he could go to jail for being a douche.
by CrownRoyalz January 10, 2011
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douchebomb

A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.

Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!

"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.
by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008
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Douchebag

An incredibley smooth and suave individual, with a great taste for women, and a great sense of humor.

Okay, no really:
A total jerk, with nothing better to do that hit on your girlfriend or hang around the beer table looking for an easy catch. Often unshaved, or mullet-ed, maybe even a trucker cap, if you're lucky. Thinks he's funny but really is just a numbnuts. Avoid at all costs.
Dude:"Step off douchebag, she's riding home with me."
DB: "I've got something she can ride home. Heh heh."
Dude: "And I'm sure you suck them, now go do yourself a favor and jack off somewhere else."
DB: "Come on, babe, you know you want some."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, all two inches. Back off."
by Everybody's Homefry April 30, 2008
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