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dodge douchebag 

The epitome of someone who drives a dodge. Their driving skills are douchey, for example they drive fast and slam on the breaks and disregard everyone else. And also it's common for a dodge douchebag to park directly in front of the door at a gas station. dodge
That Ram just cut me off ! What a Dodge douchebag.
dodge douchebag by Junkhead98 October 28, 2015

Pretentious Douchebag 

A person obsessed with their sense of self worth. Characteristically they believe they are greater than other people and belittle others to gain status and feel powerful.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.
That Luke Sugars guy is a Pretentious Douchebag.

front running douchebag 

"Fan" of a sports team, that is not near their home or birthplace, simply because the team is winning. Usually associated with the Pittsburgh Steeler's "Fans"
"Did you see that Front running Douchebag Steeler's fan?
I bet he lives in Ohio and never set foot in Pennsylvania!

no true douchebag fallacy 

It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.
My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.

Me: It really doesn't work that way.

My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?

Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*

random douchebag 

That guy, usually someone you don't know, that ruins an otherwise good picture by pulling a stupid face.
Ladies, that would've been a hot picture too bad that random douchebag is lurking in the background.
random douchebag by Jackie Dee April 9, 2008

Omegathon Douchebag 

a person who is such a douchebag, someone had to come up with a new adjective to describe how large of a douchebag they are
Nick can be an Omegathon Douchebag