Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

complete dickery

When something or someone is completely stupid and no normal word fits

Jack: the turtle walked on the wall, there's monkeys in the cabinets. All in all it's just complete dickery

by You read this, really? January 29, 2020

Piss Dickersgill

The arch nemesis of Naked Martin. Renowned for his metal dan’s and circumsized penis. The only Jewish neo-nazi alive. Fall in love easily. Reknowned for sleeping anywhere, with anything, mostly fenians.

Ain’t nobody, like piss dickersgill

by PissDicks October 19, 2019

dicky dicked down

when three guys perferably male endorse in overly sexual threesome with each other over a long period of time, while on some A-class drugs like ecstasy/molly.

"oh look, john and his two friends couldn't get pussy, so their build up frustration got them to dicky dicked down"

by jeandepeau!!! February 26, 2021

The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021

Small-dickedly

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.

My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.

by Psychadelicious June 23, 2021

Tick Dicker

Somebody who is just sitting around doing nothing.
Being a bum which is out of their norm

Tell that Tick Dicker to quit playing pocket pool and help us frame this wall.

by Wylievoyager December 16, 2021