by Paradox12_ July 21, 2024

The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
by TheWPACurse May 7, 2011

when you’re playing marvel rivals and you’re playing good and winning every game until you queue with your friend and you start losing every game you play with them
Man, I was winning every game solo, but the moment I teamed up with Jay, the Eesa curse hit, we couldn’t catch a break!
by toogoated April 12, 2025

When you tilt a bag of chips back so you can eat it without your hands. This results in bag curse which is closely related to zorn sack.
by MilkyBag October 21, 2019

subsidiary to the term Danny Luck.
The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.
The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.
Person A: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU CHECKED THE WEATHER BEFORE HAND?!
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™
by kalalalalalalalalala February 23, 2025

The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.
Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.
-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.
-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.
by tilespace October 4, 2010

A curse of where people you love, like, are like family to you, or are your best friends move away either literally or spiritually.
by Dustywhisker September 30, 2013
