Kardashian Crown

Successfully dating a black athlete from every sport ever created.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Kim? She is one hockey player away from the Kardashian Crown.

Guy 2: Impossible... unless she fucks the puck.

by Dr. Howeye Metchamudder December 1, 2011

crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

by Stephanie6977 November 7, 2011

Crown Vic Dick Hit

This is a very fun road trip game where you hit someone in the dick every time you see a Crown Victoria.

"Cruiser bruiser" oh you fucking asshole i told you im not playing.... and look what we got here... "CROWN VIC DICK HIT" get some fucker!

by Carlos Carlito Adams February 21, 2010

Crowely

King of Hell in Supernatural

Crowely likes hurting Kevin Tran in Supernatural

by Aliyla16 May 15, 2015

Trouser Crowd

noun - A negative term to specify an abundence of men, particularly at the urinals but can also be applied to events dominated by males in a similar fashion as "sausage fest".

"Grr, couldn't piss, there was a massive trouser crowd"

by Magic Mungo May 15, 2010

patch crowe

Holy hotness! This guy is a singer in the boyband Beyond 5. His full name is Terrence Patrick Crowe III, but he goes by Patch. He is from Brisbane, Australia. Aside from singing, Patch enjoys reading, playing sports, and taking showers (he said it himself on twitter.) He has perfect blond hair, blue eyes, an amazing voice, and has a smolder comparable to that of Flynn Rider's from the movie Tangled. He is a really sweet and funny person. You will often catch him laughing at himself onstage. Patch is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He also gives THE BEST hugs ever. Whoever ends up with him will be one lucky girl.

"I went to a Beyond 5 concert and got serenaded by Patch Crowe!" *falls over and dies of happiness*

"Did you see Patch Crowe shimmy up on stage during the Beyond 5 concert? He is the best dancer!"

by beyond5_fangirls January 19, 2014

crowned

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

by Splinkio December 9, 2003