Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie

Celebratory expression to describe a state of euphoria usually induced by too much alcohol or on it's.

Richard: "Why is Bert dancing so much?"
Dick: "I don't know he looks like he's on it."
Bert: "Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie!!!!!!!!"
Bert: "Snarfffff Snarffffffff"

by RichardBRichardson April 26, 2012

crafro

noun - a white persons afro.

Mitch Mitchell of The Jimi Hendrix Experience had a crafro (awesome drummer!)

Neal Schon of Journey had a crafro. (Sorry bad band, good example)

by Ryan Ellz June 18, 2008

crafarting

the combination of crafting and farting; can be used as a verb or noun

verb:
the art or skill of crafting, but farting around instead.

noun:
the skill behind or for farting noises

I'm at work, but I'd rather be crafarting.

by Hazel Rider April 21, 2009

Crafsturbate

The act of crafting for the purpose of self pleasure. Also, craftsturbating, craftsturbator, etc.

Jordan would rather stay home and crafsturbate than hang out with his friends.

by Gypsyqueen6 July 16, 2009

Craftsman Automatic

A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.

Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"

Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."

by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009

Craft-Tastic

The difference between Crafty and Fantastic. Crafters use it to express extreme happiness about a project they have completed that turned out really well.

Isn't my glittered cat face ornament Craft-Tastic?

by ex-crafter October 29, 2010