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A "covfefe" is a Russian condom, these condoms are useless.. just like how they've proven Donald Trump is a turd.
Vladimir: "Svetlana, you need to wear a covfefe before we back i to each other.
Sventlana: "Oh, I won't forget my covfefe... "

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When the molly kicks in covfefe kicks in
COVFEFE by dreammerchant May 31, 2017
Code word from Trump to Putin which translates "Please give me more time before releasing the tape of male whores peeing on me"
"Mr president, in case you forgot, the code word for more time with Putin is COVFEFE"

"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
Covfefe by Ben WackinIt May 31, 2017
The FLOTUS covfefed Pres. Trump when she entered the room, causing him to misspel a word while tweeting.
Covfefe by iMatas May 31, 2017
"CNN is Covfefe"
Covfefe by Helter Ogroff May 31, 2017
"Covfefe" is the nagging itch one gets, often appearing in an important persons ass crack, sometimes extending to the crotch creases, which one gets when said important person puts on enough weight so that they can no longer care for their own basic bodily needs by themselves.
Person 1 says: "Hey, is it me or is President Trump's golf game going south lately?"
Person 2 says: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard from an unnamed source that several world leaders say they heard he suffers from Covfefe and an another unnamed W.H. staff member is helping to 'clean up the dirt', if you know what I mean..."
Covfefe by Gpod52 May 31, 2017