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Connecticut

i am from Connecticut and let me say I AM NOT RICH!!! also, i dont wear ambercrombie and hollister. The reason why it looks like were rich is b/c celebrities choose to spend their gazzillion dollars on buying homes here; their income is what makes our income per capita so large. i do not think New Jersey sucks b/c i like it there. maybe its a misconception but People from CT arnt stuck up snobs who hate you. so its not nice to write things that make us look like horrible people.
beacuse i'm not a meanie
its making me put connecticut!
by proving_a_point July 31, 2006
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"Skids Witter" collection

all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.
"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"
by BWitter February 15, 2005
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Connecticut

Being in CT my whole life heres what I learned.

- everyone in Greenwich has a BMW or an Audi + Shitload of SUVs
- we are a preppy state
- you either drive an average car, or a great one.

(Snobby Towns):
Greenwich
Darien
New Canaan
Westport
Stamford (mostly North Stamford)
"How much did you pay for that?"
"Wow man thats cheap.."

"Connecticut is one of, if not the richest state."
by Jsmooth May 28, 2006
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Conniption

Something old people say when they are trying to confuse younger generations with their archaic vocabulary
by Avocadoboy February 23, 2023
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Collection

Used as a reference to the sum total of attributes on the human body. (Ie; breasts and buttocks)
That girl has a nice collection on her.
by #justiceforkatelyn June 14, 2018
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Connecticut

Oh Connecticut..where to begin? Growing up in CT you think it is the worst place to be, but once out you know it is a good place to raise a family. Once you say you're from CT automatically the next question is.."Are you from Greenwich?" NEWS FLASH EVERYONE-CONNECTICUT HAS MANY OTHER TOWNS BESIDES GREENWICH- Yes many of us our Preppy's that went to either private or parochial schools even though many of our public schools are just as good. Once out of CT, let's say in college, saying you're from CT just sounds better than saying for instance New Jersey. When you are from CT there is no reason to EVER venture into New Jersey, personally one would rather go to Massachusetts then Jersey. If you are from CT and you go to school in the NYC area, and meet someone from Bergen County, NJ they will claim they are just as preppy and rich as "you Connecticut people" are. No Bergen County, your not, sorry. And finally Connecticut has TWO baseball teams, The Yankees and The Red Sox, depending on where you live is who you cheer for.
Non-CT Resident: "Where are you from?"
CT Resident: "Connecticut."
Non-CT Resident: "Oh are you from Greenwich?"
CT Resident: "No, I am not from Greenwich."
Non-CT Resident: "So you must be a Sox fan coming from New England?"
CT Resident: "No I'm from Western half of CT, that's Yankee territory."
Not everybody can be from Connecticut..
by bellarosa August 29, 2008
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Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.
Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."

Guy Two: "Yeah."

Guy One: "Kill yourself."
by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013
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