Colon the Barbarian

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian

Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian

by London_Ad October 6, 2006

colonel

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.

Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.

by Leokills January 20, 2006

Coconut Creampie

An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.

Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.

by CMonster August 17, 2012

coconut

1) An often derogatory term for a south-Asian person to describe them as a person who although is "brown" acts more like a white person, such as preferring western TV-shows and befriending white people.

2) a tropical fruit which grows on palm trees. Has a green outer husk when young with a hard brown shell inside. White edible flesh lines the inside of the shell and contains a slightly sweet liquid known as coconut water.

South-asian: You hang out with white people. God you're such a coconut.
Coconut: I know and I embrace my coconut-ness, thank you very much.

by A coconut May 25, 2010

colon the ass pirate

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI

Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005

Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.

Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'

by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006

spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007