When a group of people go hunting for California transplants to vandalize their property. Due to a growing tension from Red States being "Californicated" in recent times.
Often the incidents are posted online and referred to as "Calibashing" which is likely an allusion to "Gay bashing" although the former likely wouldn't be considered a hate crime. So far the attacks have not been physically violent to persons, only property. Usually tomatoes, eggs, toilet paper, broken tail lights, keyed cars, etc. It seems to be a Right-Wing / American equivalent to the Left-Wing / UK "milk-shake" activism that was used on people like Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage.
Often the incidents are posted online and referred to as "Calibashing" which is likely an allusion to "Gay bashing" although the former likely wouldn't be considered a hate crime. So far the attacks have not been physically violent to persons, only property. Usually tomatoes, eggs, toilet paper, broken tail lights, keyed cars, etc. It seems to be a Right-Wing / American equivalent to the Left-Wing / UK "milk-shake" activism that was used on people like Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage.
Cali Guy 1: "Dude, those obnoxious Right Wingers threw Tomatoes at my car because I haven't changed my Cali license plates yet and I left the Bernie sticker on!"
Cali Guy 2: "Oh man, you're a victim of Calibashing. Maybe those dumb rednecks wouldn't hate you if they looked up which states give the most GDP to the country!"
Cali Guy 1: "Yeah, if only they knew how to use a computer."
Cali Guy 2: "Oh man, you're a victim of Calibashing. Maybe those dumb rednecks wouldn't hate you if they looked up which states give the most GDP to the country!"
Cali Guy 1: "Yeah, if only they knew how to use a computer."
by Captain William Smith May 26, 2021
Get the Calibash mug.Said of a person who has been heavily influenced by the culture, customs, tendencies and attitudes often associated with California (real or imagined), often when that person had not previously shown that influence before spending time there. Most often references Southern California. It can be used simply as an observation, or in the pejorative. It is often said to highlight an increase in the importance of fashion, exercise, healthy eating, environmental awareness, a change in speech (word choice or vocal inflection), or a more carefree feel in their approach to life.
Carla says she hasn't changed, but the kale salads, chic sunglasses, and PETA t-shirts let me know she's been fully Calified.
by nitekeys June 15, 2021
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by anonymous July 18, 2021
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by RenatoP_23 July 21, 2021
Get the caliboi mug.A California Hillbilly. A banged up 1987 Ford F-150 towing tree stump Interstate 44 is a Hillbilly. A sparkling 2020 Toyota Tacoma pulling a jet ski home to Bakersfield (not LA) is a Calibilly.
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by robroyisrobroy July 31, 2021
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Get the calicochqrs mug.When an individual makes a handsome income of at least 6 figures, but they live in southern California so they still can't afford shit due to everything being so highly taxed and overpriced.
Hey you wanna go out and grab a drink?
Nah man. I can't afford it.
But I thought you make good money?
Yea but after paying $3200 in rent on my 10 square foot studio, paying $200 for a bag of carrots at the grocery store and filling my gas tank in exchange for my entire retirement fund, I'm calibroke and can't really go out.
Nah man. I can't afford it.
But I thought you make good money?
Yea but after paying $3200 in rent on my 10 square foot studio, paying $200 for a bag of carrots at the grocery store and filling my gas tank in exchange for my entire retirement fund, I'm calibroke and can't really go out.
by reeetery August 1, 2021
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