catch the street

a word used in new orleans to describe u want to fight.

if a nigga walk up to u and talk shit u say catch the street.

by Wudy August 31, 2006

catch bop

to receive oral sex / bop

I catch bop from my girlfriend every night.

by DM(G.B. Kid) June 10, 2009

Catphin

A Catphin is one of the rarest female animal-humans on the face of the planet (so rare, in fact, that in time of writing, only one sole live specimen has been reported). Generally a Catphin’s personality is deeply founded in the best features and characteristics from cats’ and dolphins’ personalities. To mention a few such characteristics: In a charming fashion, they are ever so curious (there’s no keeping secrets from them). They are slightly elusive in a very sensual way (you’ll find yourself turned on by the fact that you’ll never understand the Catphin completely). They tend to have a randomized thought pattern which will confuse their adversaries but very much please and entertain their friends and loved ones. They love horsies, polar bears, cows and tigers. Due to their duo-/twin-personality they can often be heard saying quite strange things. Also, Catphins have consistencies with the physiology of cats and dolphins – for instance, only half their brain sleeps at a time, they move gracefully both on land and in water, they purr quite often (especially when you stroke them gently behind the ears), they will scratch you and paw-claw-stump on your back when they get excited, they do not function well when they are hungry (not well at all), they have a silent fascination for worm cures, and they tend to investigate things by smell prior to using any other senses (and sometimes they will drool all over you).

Catphin whispers "This is it" and horsie is happy
Typical Catphin sentences: "I hit my wife on the head with bobble plastic today at the post office", "I have played with pesto, which turned bisexual because it was both older sister and older brother... but then it died and turned asexual" and "you are so funny, you could be the milk man"

by Blueshifted October 27, 2009

julie cachia

an apple picked from a sexy tree. she is known as a sexy apple.

willow had a yen for a julie cachia and some eggrolls

by polarbearnumbertwo March 14, 2009

georgia catchpole

a complete slag and nob-head, touchesn up your watsits

stop touching me you georgia catchpole

by small wikly April 28, 2011

Trying to catch a fade

Trying to get knocked the fuck out

Dequan:Did you hear Steven was talking shit about Sandra Bullock?
Raesjon:Yeah, he trying to catch a fade!

by PoonSnatcher January 19, 2015

Catch 22

Illogical, but none the less trapping, set of contradictions.
(Often a commentary on bureaucracy. From Joseph Heller's Book of the same name.)

anything to do with Mads

Here are some more good examples of a Catch 22:
(To add to the ones other people have added).

A company won't hire you without experience in the field. But you can't get experience in the field if you won't be hired.

or
: You can't get to work without getting your car fixed and because can't get to work you can't make money and can't fix your car.

EDIT: And a catch-22 does NOT mean a choice with only undesirable outcomes. That's "being in a bind,". It more like "being between a rock and hard place". Nothing you can do about it. No choice, not even bad choices. Totally Stuck.

Hey Mads, thought you might look here :).
This word definitely applies to most things to do with you.

by trwood August 15, 2008