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Nob head 

A person whose words ,actions ,thought processes are considered frivolous or stupid .
Kat and Amo are a pair of nob heads.
Nob head by Redamo November 23, 2014

nob head 

someone who had a peins stuck on thier forehead. therefore he/she has a willy on his head with balls attached and a ball sack. They are therfore known as a dick head which means dilusional and irational
a guy walks into a coffee shop and asks for a a golf club. man what a nob head
nob head by Simon Taylor September 21, 2005

nob head 

in america it is the bellend (the head of a penis) many people in england belive this reasn but another comorn reason is a penis on the ead.
spongebob squarepants in a nob head

jack freeth is a nob head
nob head by jimbo big cock May 7, 2009

nob head 

A nob head simply displays a noob or dave mashal in other words
"Nob head get on Socom 2 so I can Uber Pwn you"
nob head by tu padre October 9, 2006

nob head 

one whose skull bone structure bears more than a passing resemblance to a penis
hey who is that penis shaped Cranium guy?

aw its just some nob head
nob head by Sid67 November 24, 2004

Nob head 

A Nob head is a different way of calling someone a dick head but if you have older parents the may think nob is made up so i would start to you use it (;
Shut up you nob head.

Mate your such a nob.
Nob head by Your nacks June 26, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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