Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus

"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022