by Musty Dusty May 5, 2009
Get the Dirt Buttonmug. The magic button is a wondrous part of the female vagina also known as the clit. It is magical because it can make a girl cum very quickly.
Guy- bro that girls magic button was so far up, my foot couldn’t even reach it.
Vaughan- I bet my dick would find it...
Rando- y e s
The Magic button is Also known as clit
Vaughan- I bet my dick would find it...
Rando- y e s
The Magic button is Also known as clit
by M y s e l f..... September 15, 2019
Get the the magic buttonmug. "She loves it when you play with her easy button"
"She gets off so quick when you play with her easy button"
"She gets off so quick when you play with her easy button"
by that D girl October 30, 2008
Get the EASY BUTTONmug. For any unknowing virgins out there, you fucking leet retards, the girlfriend button is NOT another name for the pause button on your fucking video game controller!!
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.
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by BioMenace December 9, 2008
Get the girlfriend buttonmug. To make oneself throw up by putting a finger down ones throat. Possibly after a heavy drinking session.
by charlesmcguffy October 23, 2007
Get the push the buttonmug. A difficult task or situation requiring expert skill to overcome. Stems from the skill required to advance to "hard" or "expert" levels in the Guitar Hero video game series.
I'm seeing two women at once. Making sure that they don't find out about each other is a bit of an orange button.
by Eddie Knox January 10, 2009
Get the orange buttonmug. Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
by Cimex September 7, 2009
Get the Crotch Buttonmug.