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BUM DONG

Name for a deformed or surgically tampered penis.
Oh Pow, Bum Dong en?
by SMELLS LIKE A FOOT February 10, 2021
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Bum Drum

Those big rusty steel barrels that Hobos light fires in and huddle around for warmth.
Look at those Hobos over by the Bum Drum!
by Drum on Bum November 19, 2016
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Bum Pepsi

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Sean's just been in there and got Bum Pepsi all over the back wall

Karen has been ill for weeks bless her, I didn't have the heart to tell her she's got bum Pepsi all up the back of her dress

I was doing Mikes washing the other day and his Y-Fronts were completely covered in Bum Pepsi

That's the last time I felch Norris again, I ended up with Bum Pepsi running down my chin
by Aaronldn June 17, 2016
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bum sprain

To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.
God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.
by TheWizeMan July 31, 2017
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BUM HUNGER

When the subjects trousers / shorts are wedged firmly between their butt checks. This gives the illusion that the subjects bum is hungry and eating the subjects trousers.
Hey rob, take a look at her bum. Her bum is eating her trousers.

Yes, that is serious bum hunger.
by BVO2 March 31, 2010
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Bum Beard

The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten
Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019
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Bum Shark

When your friend pays too much attention to your arse; they're a bum shark.
(Playing Call of Duty) Hey Logan why are you swimming so close behind me in the water? Are you a bum shark?
by Team Leader Joseph November 4, 2018
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