Boredinism

Doing something, anything, and you're are still bored. The only way out is to go get lost in a forest (or maybe go find someone to talk to would work, too...)

Dear Friend: I am down deep in boredinism. Please send help to the Pinewood forest on December 23, 2012, so that you and me and our rescuers will die together.

Love,

Friend

PS: Don't come looking before then, I want to get really lost.

by Carcrasherinism February 19, 2011

Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.

I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.

by Theronai February 27, 2011

boredante

The sensation one feels while one is reading "Dante's Inferno" and becomes bored.

Student A: Why weren't you at the party last night?

Student B: I had a reading assignment to do, and was struck by a feeling of boredante.

by magicalsharpieofdeath January 9, 2012

boredom slap

when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.

"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."

"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."

"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."

"oh..."

by person with a name October 25, 2012

Boredom Amnesia

Memory loss due to a severe feeling of boredom. Your brain is in a non-functional and non-productive state for so long that it even stops recording memories.

I had nothing to do all day at work today and I was bored out of my head. When the time came to fill in my timesheet I couldn't remember what I was doing all day. I must be suffering from boredom amnesia.

by Regolithic February 18, 2013

Boredurbate

Proceeding to masturbate due to boredom.

Slow day at work? If you boredurbate, time goes faster.

by thatwasawesome July 23, 2013

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013