Julian Arthur Beach

1. A popular fictional character from the TV show "The Cover" that was forever immortalized in many Asians' minds when he illegitimately fathered a child named Chasen, who later became incredibly powerful. Thus, Julian Arthur Beach and his son Chasen were the sex appeal of the show.
2. (verb) To illegitimately father a powerful, famous, sexy person.

1. Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Asian Boy: I want to be Julian Arthur Beach, so my offspring will be powerful!
2. Dude, my girlfriend is preggers. I think I'll do the right thing and Julian Arthur Beach that devil-child.

Julian Arthur Beach by Haoling June 18, 2008

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something 

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

daytona beach 

A city in which people get psyched to go to if they have to move there, but after they get aquainted, they realize the city is the epitome of lame ass shit hole town with assholes, crackheads and hookers waiting on every street.

"Yeah man I'm movin' to DAYTONA!!"
"I'm sorry."


"What do you want to do tonight?"
-10 minutes later-
"I dunno, it's Daytona, there is NOTHING to do.."

daytona beach by Ley. July 4, 2005

sex on the beach

Alcoholic drink made with vodka, peach schnapps, and fruit juices (usually cranberry, pineapple, and a citrusy juice)

"Real sex on the beach doesn't use a sweet 'n sour mix, you dolt"

sex on the beach by H.C. S. February 28, 2005

which way to the beach

a common question posed to either sex in an attempt to woo a significant other which their "guns", also can be a truly geographical response

Guy; which way to the beach?

Andy; (flexing and pointing) i do believe it is that way!!

Guy; (responding in same fashion and direction) brilliant, lets go!!

which way to the beach by Andy_Mackay September 28, 2006

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking My Talents to South Beach by El Tren July 21, 2010

Fort Myers Beach 

A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock.

"Fort Myers beach is awesome!"
"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."

Fort Myers Beach by fmbeachjunkieee April 27, 2009