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landover baptist

The soil that covers the grave of a member of the Baptist faith.
After Pastor Jeremiah died, his coffin was placed in a freshly dug hole, which was then filled in with landover baptist.
by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003
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bappy

To be sad and happy at the same time
"Today i feel.... bappy" ^_^
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bapp

A verb, meaning the act of telling useless information to another person.
"giraffes can't cough"
"wow, you really know how to Bapp"
by lellie November 10, 2008
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Bapped

The act of hitting someone with a bit more force then a thwap. Generally applied when someone needs a sharp enough blow to make them take notice but not to cause actual lasting pain. Usually directed toward one that the striker has affection for as minor punishment.
"My friend was being an ass in front of my sister so I bapped him a good one"
by sua DTM October 18, 2008
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Southern Baptist

The Southern Baptist Convention is a far-right, White Supremacist cult founded in the 1830s for the sole purpose of defending human (specifically African-American) slavery.

While it claims to to be based on the Word of God and has trappings of Christianity, the truth of is far more sinister: The Southern Baptist Convention is a tool of the saee Anti-Christ whose machinations are responsible for corrupting our world with fascism, Stalinism, ceand Naziism.

Its creators were Southern slaveowners and their braindead sympathisers, who cried like spoiled children because the humanitarian and progressive northerners would not fund pro-slavery congregation, pay slave-owning ministers, or support pro-slavery missionary activity.

Northerners, progressive Southerners, and African-American southerners continue to serve our Lord and Saviour as the American Baptist Convention, while Southern Baptists have gone on to stand up for racial segregation, homophobia, misogyny, theocracy, and reactionary nationalism. Through the control of the Republican Party and the DLC (both of which they share with corporate interests), Southern Baptists continue to inflict hate, pain, and suffering upon America and upon the world.
Jerry Falwell, a prominent hatemonger affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention, supported racial segregation until it became so politically unacceptable to do so that his career hand his ability to defraud people by exploiting their faith would have been ruined. Likewise, both Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell have used their disgusting faith as excuses to launch tirades against social liberals, women, homosexuals, the working classes, and religious minorities.
by CommieCowboy April 9, 2006
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bapork

1) a pig that somehow ends up inside a baby's belly

2) useless or undesirable propaganda that one is subjected to without consent; often used in a derogatory manner.

3) material that resembles bapork
I was watching the F-- News Network this evening... Man, are they full of bapork!
by Ella Kushan February 18, 2004
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bapes

Short for A Bathing Ape, Bape is a Japanese-based clothing brand. The clothes are like hip hop clothes, but brightly colored and with interesting designs....sometimes.
Bapes stand out from your run of the mill gangsta clothes.
by skrudge January 11, 2008
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