autoanal

Masturbation by using your penis and anal rectum, the act of masturbating by inserting your penis into your anus.

You can stick your tool in your booty hole.

By not submitting that final reported to your boss, you autoanaled.

by Fleo Black September 9, 2010

Violet Evergarden automemory doll and eternity

A absolute highly recommended masterpiece and one of the best anime that exists on this universe and outer universe with a high quality art

-repects to all the talented people who created this masterpiece <3

Violet Evergarden automemory doll and eternity is an absolute masterpiece

by JO MAMA OLD HAG August 2, 2020

autonowashing

making something appear to be more autonomous than it really is.

Adopted for automation from the term greenwashing, autonowashing, v. (v. autonowash, n. autonowasher, v. autonowashed) is the practice of making unverified or misleading claims which misrepresent the appropriate level of human supervision required by a partial or semi-autonomous product, service or technology.

Autonowashing may also be extended to fully autonomous systems, in cases where system capabilities are exaggerated beyond what can be performed consistently and reliably.

The objective of autonowashing is to differentiate and/or offer a competitive advantage to an entity, through the use of superficial verbiage meant to convey a level of system competence that is misaligned with the technical specifications of the system.

Tesla has been autonowashing the capabilities of their Autopilot system.

by scifo May 23, 2019

Autobitch

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.

I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.

by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011

Autopus

The ability to get automatic pussy from a girl. Usually used in comparison to having to earn it at a party or club. Autopus is head whenever you want it, without any effort. It must be established before one reaches that level, but after that it's as easy as it comes.

Victor: Yo man wanna hit the bar?
Antwan: I don't really need to go through all that trouble, I'll get autopus from Nicole later.
Victor: That's true, sucks that Kim is hooking up with a different guy now.

by acjvdv March 4, 2014

Autoromantic

Being romantically attracted to oneself. Not sexually, only romantically (hence, autoROMANTIC)

"She's cute."
"Sorry dude, she's autoromantic."

by Nickelback.Jack August 28, 2020

Updated Autopsy Report

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.

Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!

by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022